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May 22, 2006
By Ghost Writer

I'm a Better Liberal Quaker than You 03:03:03 AM

My fiance and I went to meet with the guy performing our wedding ceremony this past weekend. He seems to be having a huge identity crisis and failed to ask us any questions about our backgrounds; instead telling us more about how he's leaving the church a week after our wedding and how he's really not a big fan of organized religion at all. Yet he did think it would be really fun for my fiance and I to have the internet tell us what religion we were, since he didn't bother to ask.

So you should totally go here because anything on the internet with the suffix "o-matic" is great for spiritual development. It's taught me so much. For one, Tug is a better Liberal Quaker than me. He is with them 88% of the way, while I can only muster 84% support for them. His 73% support for a certain religion involving volcanoes scares me a little, but it's still pretty low on the list.

The fiance had Liberal Quakerism in his top five too, so I'm going to assume it's pretty awesome or there's a weird glitch in the test. Or that the Liberal Quakers control the interweb.

What else do I have for you? I've watched very few movies. I was in Vegas this past week, and the Treasure Island pirate show played outside my window so I watched that every hour on the hour for two nights. And by "watched" I mean that I swore at the window because the pirate show is very loud and listening to it repeat every hour got on my nerves right away. When I got home, I watched The Cider House Rules again, but that movie has orphans in it, and you can't talk about a movie starring little orphan kids in a movie review about hot people. It's distasteful.

Oh, also distasteful? I'm totally ashamed of this particular impulse buy- but I was buying computer speakers the other day, and 50 Cent Bulletproof for xBox was marked down from $60 to $7. So I had to get it, right? I'm ashamed of that. And I'm very ashamed that I like it. I mean, it's no Def Jam Fight for New York, but it amuses me. Of course, challenging Tug to a Quaker fight also amuses me, so I'm easy to please.

I'll try to watch a movie soon. If anyone wants to take me to a movie, let me know.


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