I decided to change the front page today because I showed up at SeaTac four hours early for my flight. I was sitting in the Northwest Club trying to think of what to call this entry, when I noticed that the creases at the sides of the cushion on this chair were lined expertly with crackers. So someone had to be a lot more bored than I am, because instead of writing a bunch of nonsense on the internet; they took the time to open probably 12 packages of crackers and line them up perfectly to frame this chair cushion. I kind of want to move and maybe tell the person in charge that there are 24 crackers in this chair, but it looks like the person worked really hard on it. I can respect that, so I'll sit here with pride. I will not, however, eat any of these crackers, despite the fact that I'd like some, and there aren't any on the counter right now. There are bagels, perhaps I should try to thread a table leg through 12 bagels to match the chair.
Ok, back to telling you what movies contain hot people. I was in Vegas two weeks ago, and was too tired to face all the lights and noise, so Fiance and I decided to watch a movie. They don't really want you to sit in your room in Vegas, so the only slightly recent movies were The Ice Storm and A History of Violence. I had only heard horrible things about Ice Storm and read mixed reviews on Histoy. So we got History of Violence, and oh my goodnes did that suck. I hated everyone in the movie, it made no sense and NO ONE was hot. The main character bored me and wore hideous pants. Don't see this ever.
Did I already talk about Inside Man? If not, let me tell you that Clive Owen in hot. Not only is he hot, his voice is extremely hot. I wish someone would pay him to do voiceovers for recorded messages. If I was riding the tram to this terminal and Clive Owen was the person saying "Please hold on to the handrails. You'll soon be arriving at the S gates. Please stay clear of the doors.", I would be much happier to be here. I would hold onto those handrails with all my might. I would avoid those doors like the plague.
Also, that movie was pretty good.
On an unrelated note, there sure seem to be a lot of crows in Seattle. Is that actually true, or am I so bored that I'm staring at crows? Someone let me know.
That's it. I hope you're all making Cinco de Mayo plans. Celebrating the Battle of Puebla is important all of you, so I'm sure you're feverishly preparing yourselves. Enjoy! |
