Ok, I'm not really changing the front page for any other reason than to ask who wants to go to this movie with me. It looks so bad, I am in love with it already.
Other recent movies:
16 Blocks: This should have been the best movie I've ever seen because Bruce Willis and Mos Def are in it, and they are HOT. Particulary Bruce Willis, who I've known was hot since I was ten; and that is one universal truth that I've managed to keep since then. Nothing changed! I didn't find out that he wasn't really hot, like how you find out there really isn't a tooth fairy. But they gave Mos Def a stupid voice to talk in and Bruce Willis had a mustache and pot belly. At the end of the movie Bruce Willis was back to being hot, and Mos Def made cake. So I guess it kind of ruled, but I've really already forgotten most of it.
Something New: I made Nemo watch this for no real reason. It wasn't particularly memorable either, but it contained one of my new favorite movie lines, "My mother has always told me that bright colors are for children and whores." The delivery on it is so blase, I loved it. I will watch this many years from now on TNT just for that. I was told by Nemo that the female lead was hot. I did not care for the male lead and thought there was something weird about his eye.
Rent: Wow, I saw this as a musical, and was told that if I'd seen the musical I would think that the movie version really sucked. I think that would have been true even if I hadn't, because it was pretty horrible. I do think the guy playing Tom Collins is hot, but I already knew he was hot as some detective on one of the Law and Orders. His name is Ed, and he's hot.
Ok, my time killing spree is over. See a movie. Post about it. |
