Since no one is posting anymore, I will just have to constantly update the front page. Lucky for me, I have three things to tell you:
1) I am trying the new C0ke Zer0 right now. It tastes less sugary than C2 and less chemically than Diet C0ke. But it's kind of gross, so I'm not recommending it unless you're insane and have to have 4 levels of C0ke ranging from 0-120 calories. Now that I think about it, I think I'm going to mix this with a different C0ke and see if the results are better. If I'm famous tomorrow, that's what it will be for.
2) My plane ran out of gas on this trip, so we had to land at another airport and get more. The twenty-eight minute flight ended up clocking in at four hours and two minutes.
3) My hotel must have been built by a marketing major. It wants me buy everything, and tells me what to do. I finally got here at 2:00 AM, and was happy to see a really comfy looking pillow on the bed, in addition to other regular hotel pillows. But when I got closer, I saw that it had a big tag on it that stated that is a fantastically comfortable pillow and that if I'd like to upgrade to it, I could remove the tag and add $19 to my hotel bill. I went into the bathroom to find the standard shampoo, conditioner, and soap- but I also could buy "better" soap to use in the room for only $23. There was also some lotion in the event that I forgot mine, and that was a bargain at $21.
My favorite part is the full length mirror. At the very top, it has large print that tells me, "Don't Worry. You look fine." I thought that was very sweet of it, but the small print adds that it's telling me I look fine because the lobby restaurant is casual and I don't need to dress up. It is kind of strange though, because the mirror is right outside the shower. The temptation to go down to the restaurant bare naked and dripping wet is definitely there. What? The mirror said I looked fine.
There's even competing brands of water in differnt mini-bar areas. I'm trying to avoid being brain washed by my room, so I just went to the gym and took the free water there. Then I walked across the street to the drug store and bought raisins and this C0ke Zer0. Which is starting to grow on me, actually. No, nevermind, it's still pretty gross.
Ok, seriously, go back to posting now. It's summer, haven't any of you done anything interesting or made any plans? |
