I just found an olive in my coat pocket, which is weird, because I don't like olives. I have no idea why I would be carrying one. But for some reason, that made me think that I should update the front page.
As such, I will have to stop killing time by looking up my name on the internet. This webpage shows you all of the potential ways other kids could tease your baby if you named it wrong. Evidently I am lucky that no bullies were aware that my name could be changed to "Beans-the-Weens." I will, however, start calling Fred by the nickname "Derf." Because the interweb says I can.
I wasted my story about how I failed diversity training by telling it to a bunch of you in person. So now I can't post it. And I didn't tell some people the story for weeks because I was saving it for the front page. So if you weren't talking to me in person last weekend, you'll have to just assume that the story of my failing diversity class is funny. And you'll be right.
On the topic of diversity, I saw Crash last weekend. The review in the paper said that it was a good movie that no one would like, so you had to go see it fast before it left theaters. I did expect to like it already since Don Cheadle was involved, and he is just the bees knees in my opinion. Oh, I'm setting this up like it ended up being crappy, aren't I? It wasn't, I liked it a good deal. It's several intwined storylines dealing with racism, and some scenes are downright uncomfortable or overdone- but I still enjoyed the basic story and some of the lines are hysterical. And Ludacris doesn't do too bad of a job acting.
Which reminds me, I saw that some of you were talking about Mos Def's acting in that one movie. None of you seemed to mention that Mos Def is hot, and that concerns me. I'm not going to see that movie now.
That might be it for now. I'm going to Vegas next week for a conference so I might tell you something about that as it happens. Or I will win millions of dollars and appear in your living room as a hologram to deliver updates instead of using this stupid computer machine. I just feel like it would be more personal.
Upon review, I think this entry is lacking in commas and general flow. For that, I am sorry. I have a headache, and I only started writing this because of that olive anyway. |
