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August 6, 2004
By Ghost Writer

Friday Random 03:03:03 AM

Quick question for you:

Yesterday on my way home from work, I was travelling down the East Beltline, preparing to turn right on Michigan. The light changed and I started to pull ahead. I heard a loud crash, and looked in the rear view to see that a truck had somehow just plowed into the wall to my right. Head on. Directly behind me. I have no idea based on the heaviness of traffic how this car was cruising the wrong direction across a packed street. Evidently, I pay zero attention to my surroundings. If I hadn't started to pull ahead or if I wasn't driving a car the size of a go-cart, he would have crushed me.

So the question is, since I already saw people getting out to help, was I obligated to stay? I mean, as a witness? I was the closest person to the scene, but I'm clearly so self-absorbed that I can't even see pick up trucks careening within inches of me at top speeds. let me know what you think.

Question the second:

Sunday night around midnight, I decided I wanted french fries. And no, I don't need you to tell me that is a bad idea. I was beyond reasoning. Fries were going to happen. Wendy's was open, so I cruised through and ordered some food. Drive through guy:, "I like your car. It's really small." Ok... That sounded kind of weird... most people don't make positive comments about how "small" a car is, but I like it for that reason, so ok. I thank him. Then he says, "We don't get a lot of these cars in the drive-through." And just stares at me expecting a response. Like he wanted me to explain myself. And he wasn't going to hand me the fries until the conversation was over. What was I supposed to say?

Enough car questions, though. I would like to provide you with another movie review, but I seem to be horribly bitter about movies right now. Boyfriend and I did catch the first half hour of the Will Smith classic Wild Wild West last night. I had my eyes closed, though. Except for this one part where a big fake head blew up and there was a legless man inside the head. So: good things about Wild Wild West= Exploding fake head. Bad things= Movie cannot be viewed without open eyes. Stupid out of date technology.

But speaking of bad movies, imdb has a list of their 100 worst rated movies. You Got Served placed fifth. And there's still going to be a sequel... So how many of these have you seen?

Everybody have a great weekend, and try to post something today. I'm getting bored.


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