Boyfriend and I just watched Gangs of New York. Let me review it for you despite the fact that it's old. I didn't get a chance to see anything new this weekend.
Oh my goodness, that was the worst movie I had seen in ages. No, really. It was so terrible I sort of want to cry. I knew it wouldn't help that I don't think Leo is hot at all, and that's what my reviews are usually based on.... but that was ten times worse than I thought it would be.
So the best part of Gangs of New York was that Boyfriend bought me an ice cream cone. It was a soft serve chocolate/vanilla swirl. The worst part was absolutely everything else. I don't even think a scene with Bruce Willis and Omar Epps doing some sort of shirtless heavy lifting on a hot summer day could have saved this film. You know, like they're moving or something, and then they take a break to drink some ice cold beverages and there's little beads of condensation on their drinks and there's a close-up of Omar's head and neck as he takes a long swallow... mmm...
Oh... train of thought.. derailing...
Speaking of Wink, it was her birthday yesterday. Congratulations to her for reaching the anniversary of her birth again.
I'm going to try to see The Village this week, so hopefully I will have another review for you in due time. I'm not sure if I think Joaquin Phoenix is hot or not, so prepare yourself for that exciting verdict.
Have a fabulous Monday. Be good. |
